What We’ve Been Up To
After leading the staff through a triumphant journey of 40 Days of Writing about wine and a few very busy back to back weekends of major events happening on the peninsula, I felt it was time for some creative, free-style form of wine study. I took my inspiration from Wine Folly’s Wine Personality Blog which was based on the Myers-Briggs personality tests and applied different personality types to various grape varieties. As fun as phycological testing may be (ahem), we needed a little mysticism to lighten the mood, so I added a twist, why not apply grape varieties to... astrological signs?
What We Learned
This exercise opened our minds to not just settling with the familiar, but to try drinking out of our comfort zone. We were also reminded to be accepting of grape varieties or wines for their intrinsic individuality.
Where would we all be, palate and preference wise, if we treated wine selection as dating by zodiac sign? Opening a wine list can become an opportunity to date a different personality for the evening. You may have had the craziest-wild night ever on a date with a witty Gemini, but would you want a Gemini as your ‘house wine’? As wine lovers shouldn’t we try to experience a few more astrological signs (or grapes) in our lives before we settle down with just one?
Matching grape varieties to astrological signs has also been a great exercise in ‘managing expectations’ of what a grape truly has to offer. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve found a server staring at our tasting notes with a furrowed brow to find they are trying to find their guest’s wine of choice for the evening. All too often the guest is describing something that is genetically and vinously impossible, such as a California Zinfandel that tastes like a Barolo. Have you ever said to your spouse, “I know you are a Sagittarius, but I’d really like you to act like a Scorpio at dinner tonight”? What one loves about Zinfandel may very well be inherent to the grape or to being grown in California; what one loves in a Barolo may only be expressed from the Nebbiolo grape or that single perfect vintage in Barolo. On a human level we seem to accept a person for the sign they are and can easily understand when someone says, “He’s a libra, of course he said/did that.” Yet have you ever considered Zinfandel as a Sagittarius? He enjoys travel, and has hopped from Croatia to Italy before settling here in California. His temper can occasionally flare up due to excessive alcohol production, reinforcing his superficial sense of power. On the other hand, the powerful backbone of Nebbiolo would be more deserving of the mysterious Scorpio sign. A Scorpio can be exciting and magnetic, but his dark side can be brooding (tannic in wine terms) or volatile if left with out discipline. To put it simply, we just couldn’t ask to couple these two in the same relationship let alone the same bottle!
In the end, my advice is to date, date a lot. Accept a grape or wine for it’s individuality. If you ask for a wine that tastes a little like one grape and a little like another, at least make sure their astrological signs are compatible (consider that fire and water signs just don’t mix). We’ll do our best to find you a perfect match!
Cin cin!
Jannae
How to duplicate this project for your staff-
What you’ll need:
A book about or compilation of grape varieties (I created a binder of grape varieties from the Appellation America website, it’s an incredibly useful tool for various staff education activities)
A compilation of astrological signs. Find a zodiac sign web-site you can cut and paste from. Don’t overload your staff with too many traits, offer good and bad traits and no more than a paragraph about each sign.
Lesson Plan:
We spent two weeks on this project. I broke it down into several phases. The first assignment was to pick a favorite wine or grape off of the wine list, assign a sign to it, and write a brief description about why the sign best represents the grape. Remind your staff to keep in mind not only the personality of the finished wine but also the grape- it’s many or few growing regions, it’s use in blending or not etc…
The second assignment was to choose a wine or grape from the list that that the staff wasn’t very familiar with. You can also flip the project and have your staff use their own sign and decide which grape best matches their sign.
Toward the end of week two I created a poster with each sign on it and asked everyone to add the sign association they were most proud of to it. Hang the poster where the staff can read everyone’s findings. The most important thing we learned from our 40 Days of Wine project was that the staff really enjoyed seeing what their peers wrote. Having a space somewhere, where everyone can share their thoughts or creativity on a subject evens the playing field of the team and strengthens it at the same time.